My Awesomest Christmas Present

Muhammad Ali could float like a butterfly and sting like a bee. Me? I'd just hit you with my right hook . . .


my left hook . . .


and then, for the knockout,

my NARRATIVE HOOK! Hee!
All credit for this hilarious dorkery goes to my dear friend KTBB, who created the concept of and the embroidery on these wonderful -- and very warm -- gloves. Thanks again, KT.